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Average of 562 ratings: 3.3 Stars

2010 M Contains graphic violence.

Hired to assassinate a politician, vigilante and ex-Federale Machete (Danny Trejo) nearly dies when a sniper shoots him during the job. Out for revenge, he's joined by a reluctant old buddy (Cheech Marin) who's become a pacifist priest. Written and co-directed by Robert Rodriguez, this homage to exploitation films based on his fake trailer in Grindhouse co-stars Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba and Steven Seagal.

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100 minutes

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1.85:1 Widescreen 16x9 Enhanced
English; English for the hearing impaired
English Dolby Digital 5.1; English audio descriptive

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1080p High Definition Widescreen 16x9 1.85:1
English; Arabic; Danish; Finnish. French; Hindi; Norwegian; Spanish; Swedish; English for the hearing impaired
English, French, Spanish DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1; Catalan Dolby Digital 5.1; English audio descriptive

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3.5 by zerostudy

this is a totally over the top blood & guts movie that is so bad it is good. if you are a fan of gratuitous sex and violence, this is a classic. The acting is passable, but with so many great names in this film it is pure entertainment.

4.5 by photog61

When you burst out laughing at body parts flying then stop and go ooh thats not really funny, then the stupid part of your brain says yeaah it really is, you must be watching.... MACHEETTI

3.5 by Chunkylover53

Tarantino like film, but the copious violence had a humorous element to it. As in it didn't look that real, and it was not supposed to... enjoyable enough, but the bloodbath won't be liked by everyone.

2.5 by Magoosie

Really really budget start but pans out to a pretty good watch,Dumb but Good

4 by Brits

Its great and crap at the same time. Especially the end is just too much and too cheesy, but definitely worth watching if you're into this.

I still can't tell if its good or bad, probably both.

3 by Twisty

Crazy crazy movie. Send the kids to Grandma's and leave your brain in a jar by the door. Over the top and quite a few laugh out loud moments. Worth a watch if you don't want anything too serious.

4.5 by kylieandharley

I could't help liking this. It's pretty rough and lots of violence and blood and guts and a bit over the top; but its a good, fun watch.

4.5 by blindman

I really enjoyed this one. Definitely full of action but a bit different from your average Hollywood action flick. Trejo is one hard-out killing machine! Cool movie.